A Year in Review

Today I decided to find out where Skype keeps its chat history. I found it; a collection of compressed files but containing some readable text. A few idle comments in no particular order:

• Actually shouldn't talk about organ donors that way


• boy, Al and Jon were rice burner geeks last night!


• C'mon guys, they are just nice people trying to do something good for a charge, I mean change


• except some people have more than one


• He said the Chinese Khmei guy has 2


• Flowers or chocolates? Or is it gold? I'm a bit out of practice


• I just came from the doctor


• Which antibiotics?


• Sent you a file. Watch the tears


• Maybe I should call my guy


• Pocketdean


• Maybe that's all they need to do, just expand


• Want to get her a vinyl french maid's costume, but maybe too early for that


• It's coming today, I can smell!!


• Ya, but probably would have better things to do if you were there


• Just infected, now have antibiotic pills and cream


• Please! I have just eaten


• Are they actually twins? Looks like it


• That's how he keeps his girlish figure


• If I get a flat I'm making D---- change the tire


• very few rules in the bush. just rules of biology and physics


• easy meal last night, and all stayed where it should


• thats what I want to force today


• correct, but the US is nuts


• power back?


• hmmm. let me see what's up with the troops


• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_alcohol_content


• tonite have power


• yeah, but grab a couple a maga rita's and it won't matter


• it's like polyspace analysis


• but I will fix it in time for the unscrewing!!!


• or grab a couple London Lawyers and get yourself a good rogering


• I'll zip it up and email it to you


• still cleaning it up but better than before


• I am never listening to D--- B----- again


• all girls at my house


• sale pending on waiving of conditions
• Sell your old one back for $15


• so, back to the grind.


• with fines start at BAC levels of 0.25 I'm not too worried


• could I bring a mem stick to grb some pix?

And my personal favorite:

• there is no paradise anywhere without any "mistakes" *

F*ck all y'all... Have a happy and prosperous 2010!!!

* TM

Today on Thai Visa

Thaivisa.com reported today that a new cable from Asia to the USA to increase bandwidth is in operation today. Now you will get the lack of posting on this site much quicker.

Multitasking-being able to cut nails, and massage while watching Tom and Jerry.

Even better

What's better than Astroglide and A Tramp Stamp? Astroglide and Two Tramp Stamps. While PNH wasted their time Partying yours truly was busy. For what Eden Club Soi 7/1 Bkk charges,
PNH delivers for 1/3rd or less. I wonder why I don't partake more often. Let that be a lesson to me.

Astroglide and Tramp Stamps. A winning combo.

New and Improved!

The long-awaited resurrection of a legend happened on Monday, October 19, when the NEW and IMPROVED California 2 opened its doors.

In this case N&I is no load of crap. Jim has really put alot of effort into designing this place as he wanted it - with a lot of supervision by new manager Larry!

Many of the usual and unusual suspects attended the grand opening and the place is so much bigger than before that it was still only 75% of capacity at the busiest time. It's wider and much longer and very well decorated - one could be excused for thinking that the regulars would be priced out. But Jim assures me that he still appreciates the locals and will ensure that they are well-taken care of.

He certainly demonstrated that with the party tradition of free-flowing margaritas. If you don't stop by for anything else, drop in to have a look at the staff - there's some lookers there and I'm quite sure that it wasn't just the alcohol talking (and I told myself I wasn't going to share that data with anyone else). Not only that but its got a/c, a pool table, and is open 24 hours, so drop in any time.

At the time, the rooms and kitchen were not open, but by now, they should be. The same detail has been paid to the rooms.

The new location is still on the riverfront but now just a little north of Street 102. It should be an even better Fort Apache (safe haven) from the insanity of Om Tuk since it is no longer directly in the heart of things and access should be much better. Not sure if they'll be utilizing it but there is a great race-viewing area up on the 3rd floor.

Details and photos: http://www.cafecaliforniaphnompenh.com/

OM TUK

Speaking of Bon Om Tuk, if you're crazy enough to stick around for it or catch a glimpse of it on the tube, be on the look out for our own Ubercon "Angkoring" down a barang boat (he should banned from the blog just for that act alone!). Don't know what the infamous UC looks like? Just look for a boat postured much the same as this one.

Stay-On to Stay Up?

Recently depleted the supply of Royal-D so took a trip to the pharmacy across the street to replenish. Having recently run out of my One-A-Day For Men multi-vitamins, I decided to see if they had a cheaper alternative.

Ordered the Royal-D and showed the vitamin bottle to the pharmacist. He brought out a bottle of something called Vitrum from Aus. Looked good enough.

When I asked if these were vitamins for man, a school-boy giggle came across him and he reached under the counter to the sildenafil citrate section, pulled out a box with the name Stay-On, and put it on the counter.

"This is for man?" I asked. "You can read the box," was his reply.

The box really only spoke about enhancing performance and exercise, but by his embarrassment, I could figure things out.

"Oh no," I replied, "I mean for old man like me." Needless to say, this only confirmed his suspicion of my needs.

I had another look at the bottle of Vitrum and told him that this and the Royal-D would be all that I would need. "$13.50," he told me.

I was now curious as hell and took another look at the Stay-On. Scanned hard for further description but found nothing more. "How much is this?" I asked. "Oh sorry, I forget the price."

Now I've been coming to this guy for my health needs for quite some time and he is really quite knowledgeable. There is no way in hell that he didn't know the price.

I once again inquired as to what it was and he once again told me to read the box. He did go on to say that it was BETTER than Kamagra, and that you took it each day just like a vitamin.

The charade had me flustered and I left it there to be researched later on the internet. But I can't find a thing. Anybody know anything about this stuff? Will it do just as my trusty little Chemist says!