Just in Time for Christmas:
The feminine wash seems to be selling all right. Time to get men clean. Masculine wash ready for market. The red label contains a Viagra-like stimulant. And yeah - a lot of dirty fuckers in this town.* IceHounds go for days without a shower. Others are just plain dirty - they need all the help they can get. You all know who you are - so, spend $1 on a bottle and help a sister out.** It's good for the community.
The Blue Cat:
Near Reggae Bar. I rarely go to this area, but what they fuck? Time to expand horizons. Have to say - it's a nice place. Good decor, very comfortable couch seating, wifi (if you must) and a new pool table. Big TVs on the wall...and a full bar. What else can I say? They didn't fuck-up my vodka soda and the waitresses are pretty cute, too.
So if you're taking out clients or need a "nice girl" date venue, have a look. Didn't pick up the check, so I'm not sure how much the drinks will set you back - probably nothing outrageous. Note: The pizza and lasagna kinda sucked. Give the food a pass. And when you're done....
Garage Bar:
Look for the sign with a big banana on it. Not sure what the banana is all about, but it's distinctive. You won't miss it. Ordered a vodka soda ($2.50) and settled in. Owner digs music and has eclectic tastes. A good thing. The music was all over the place but a pretty nice ride. Dylan, Sabbath, and even some soul by William Shatner (yeah, TJ Hooker's got shtick) Issac Hayes was making everyone chill when I left.
A hearty thanks to the long-haired dude for buying everyone a round - whether he knew them or not. Good man. Good crowd. A good bar attracts them. And thanks to the owner for that stiff shot of Muscle Wine - Cambodian ripple. It went down nice - and stayed there. I should write a review.
Cockwash, bum wine and William Shatner on the stereo...Tuesday night in the big city.
Walkabout 3am:
SilkSister back in town. Sexy as ever. Hard to resist. Told me the warts were gone. "No Problem." I believed her. Problem. The place was littered with them....
It pays to check.
Raffles Clinic 3pm (Following day): $28 got her a consultation, some pills and a tube of cream.
I can do that much for the community.
Better than CNN: A TV Reporter I Can Dig:
*To be fair, these products are for people who need a milder soap for "down there."
**Product launch party coming soon - should be a good one. More details as they become available.
1 comment:
I walked by Blue Cat once. There was a dude working behind the bar. That's unacceptable. I didn't go in.
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