Sunday, August 10, 2008

Heart: il est merde!


The lengths some guys go to get a girl...


Friday night at Heart and the french dude on the dance floor won't leave the guy's live-in alone (apparently the french guy has a history of yama, AND hassling the girl). Words are exchanged, situation escalates, but a messy situation is averted.
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Heart packed and nearly impossible to get a drink, so the party moves to Zep. Everyone chilling enjoying the show when Pepe la Pew shows up, apparently hot on the scent. Relocate to WA with Pepe in close proximity.
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Almost at the doorway when Pepe says something to the BF. 3-strikes already, and a shove bounces Pepe off the Walkabout sign onto the pavement between the bikes. Pepe's rubbing is melon and bawling like a school-room sissy in front of WA 5-0, while BF tries to leave peacefully. Pepe stumbles to his feet and blocks his exit so we push the bike down the street a little to avoid running him over. Coming back for more, another little shove (and crying fit) is necessary before the cheese eating surrender monkey allows him to leave.
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Later on BF gets over 20 SMS's covering prosecution, retribution, reconciliation and pretty much everything in between. WA Justice: BF not allowed in until having a wee chat with the manager. sigh...
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Yama's a hell of a drug!! If you can't hold it and happen to be whiney, weak and French, consider restricting yourself to wine and cigarettes. It'll be the healthier choice in the long run.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

and I thought my weekend in BKK was exciting.

Anonymous said...

My week in BKK was exciting