It kills me to see these jerk-offs posing as "Good Samaritans" to help out the several deaf mute chicks running around by ordering food and drinks for them, and then when presented with the bill, say ' We were just trying to help the l'il midgets get something to eat and drink by helping them out in order. It's not MY bill ! I was just trying to help them out... You assholes kill me. You come into town with your one eyed fucking trouser snake running rampant for any dark skinned ho who can't talk, but you heard they give great head ( their lips are always forming circles to try to communicate, is the barang story ), and then you fucking stiff them by not paying the measly $2-3 for their bowl of thai noodles or fried rice and Beer Lao.
Do us a favor, please, and get the fuck out of Phnom Penh and go back to DumbFuck, Iowa or the Aussie Aborigine Plains and leave these deaf mutes alone. They have survived very well without YOUR fucking help, you jerkoffs.
Just back in town after a few months absence and catching up with local news. Glad to hear that former Sharky manager who got into a moto spill a few days ago, was able to fight off the scumbag shithead local Khmer's who saw him crater on his bike, and tried to steal his money, phone, wallet, etc etc. Wish we could find those little pricks and chop off their hands, Saudi Arabian style. Bastards. Good news is that former manager is healing just fine, and should be back at his new position in a day or so.
Saw some old dude with striped shirt and glasses walk around an unnamed bar with a Beer glass trying to rip off half drunk bottles of beer off the bar when Nature called for the customer. Scuzb alls like that who can't afford to spend a buck or two to buy their OWN bottle of beer and have to rip off other customers should be thrown out onto the street. Maybe I'll set a trap for this motherfucker myself and if he steals my half bottle of beer will find himself drinking my warm yellow piss. Good idea, no?
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
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Hummmmm.....for living in a mellow place, you seem pretty violent. I think you need to do some chillen, maybe smoke a few 'Js' might help...
Hey Dave, Ubercon here. Accidently erased last post. Thought I was deleting my comment. Oh well. Anyway dont have your email so hopefully this gets to you.
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Somewhere in the contributors section would be very cool! There's a monster free ride waiting for you anytime you want.
Thanks for the comment - Nature's best often get us through the "angry moments", but the MELTDOWNS that pass through here prove a test for the finest...
I certainly agree with you about cheapskate fucks, but I also have a soft spot for helping the disadvantaged. I used to have a deaf-mute I affectionately called Mala-Mute blow me in the men's squat-stall at the old Martini's for a dollar.
Bridging social and cultural gaps with money and alcohol!!
"Those were the days...."
I know her. Cool girl. By the way, there are 2 more deaf-mutes plying their trade around town lately. I saw one girl put on an act - pretending to be deaf mute. She scored.
Perfect.
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