There's a new addition to the nightime scene in the form of a young short and pudgy Khmer-Australian returnee. The angry cherub with a Napoleon complex has terrorized at least two expat bars in the past week. His escapades include intimidation, inflated claims, gross verbal insults towards the local girls, and outright threats towards anyone western or not who may interfere with his tantrums. He claims to be connected and travels with at least one bodyguard, who apparently followed him around tonites unlucky establishment apologizing for his behaviour.
So far, the western retort has been tolerance and submission, the way most of this country we love responds to dicks. But this little punk is about one more appearance away from a beating he's not had since grade school back in Oz.
If he's such a powerful guy it's a bit cryptic why he gets his squat little dumpling of a frame kicked out of every Khmer establishment he tries to pull his shit in. And to the western guy who introduced him to our few little bars away from all that privelaged bullshit... WTFuck dude? Next time take him to Manhattan ait?
Hey junior. In case you happen to come across this, listen carefully. Many places on most nights you will get away with it. But tonite you were about 2 guys away from getting your hair washed in the toilet bowl of a place where there's no way your babysitter can possibly take care of a bunch of foreigners in the middle of tourist season.
Careful out there son. For a kid who can't hold his liquor or his tongue, you're on quite a roll and inches away from sticking your finger up the wrong persons kulo. And unless I miss my guess it will probably be the real Khmer deal when you do.
NICE KIDS FROM HELL
Another in a string of nights at the big M and for the most part, it's been pretty good. Although nearly every night it seems a few Kao San Roadians decide to dance and end up claiming the entire floor sending the girls scuttling to safer harbour. Last night one of the teetotallers dropped his (empty) beer glass causing further disruption while it's cleaned up. Make a note kids, if you're going to send everyone running for cover, at least buy something. Or better yet, just go straight to Heart or Howies and leave the big M to us degenerates.
And to all you guys recently evicted from Thailand or your home countries, take note:
Wear a freaking shirt for god sake and keep it buttoned. What you have, nobody wants to see. (But Japanese whalers would LOVE to make your acquaintance)If you wear a shirt, (especially a see through mesh with "Eminem" on the front) change it at least once a week, and ask your equally glum friend to button his up. You know who you are.
If you're over 30, bustin a move by your lonesome near the dance floor aint cool. If you're over 50, it's way not cool. Somehow if you're over 80 though, you'll rule, as long as you're wearing a shirt with sleeves and manage to not crack a hip.
BEER PRICES
For the second time in 3 months Shanghai increased the price of Asahi from $1.25 to $1:50. Thats a 50% increase in 3 months kids. Time to start investigating other options
Rose Bar's owner is opening up Pussycat Bar and Cafe on 136 street on the 16th of Feb featuring, get this, Filipina girls! Better start polishing up my english.
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Wholesale prices for alcohol have increased 20-25% for the basic items.Anchor is up 50%. Walkabout and many other non-aircon bars have increased prices to $1.50. Expect hostess bars to increase their prices soon.
Also milk has increased 50% and butter has gone up.
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