Hi [Mom and/or Dad]

Hi [insert personal prefix], sorry i missed your call but had to hawk the phone. Don't worry, I got him right where I want him even if i have to die to get him there. Thanks again for the antihistamines. They really did the trick! Hope the new addition to the mezzanine's going well. If y'all need, there's a lot of cheap labour over here (#9 *smirk* ;-)=

Have looked everywhere but only came up with a bit extra, the rest I suspect is safely stashed away in property overseas or asian/latin emerging markets. Anyway, don't worry, all is going okay, just a bit behind schedule. Been chained to the toilet for the past couple days.

Say, how's brother Chhtrung doing anyway? It's been a bit of a bitch here lately but it's all worth it as long as he finally gets that fellowship at John's Hopkins. You shoulda seen this fat Pattaya fuck the other night. The fat bastard had to lift his goddamn belly to pee on me! You'd think these guys heard of a few situps, or maybe a little yogourt? Anyway, sorry about the potty mouth [insert personal prefix], kinda tends to rub off over here.

Anyway, enough about me. How's that 63 inch PPM63H3 Samsung doing? Apparently was top of the line over there according to the Korean english teacher dude. Looking forward to finally seeing it this coming new year years in April! (I'm still invited, right?)

Anyway, gotta run, this one's apparently big in glue or some shit like that.

Kisses!

Your Loving Daughter, [your name here]

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