The Truth About Gerbils

Sitting at Howies watching TV when my head started to spin. Harsh bed spins- at the bar. That never happens. Time for home. Fuck a moto - Needed to try and walk it off. Focused power. Put one foot forward and..pinballed back and forth down the street all the way home.

I get plenty fucked up. But I've NEVER been that fucked up. Can't pin down the reason. Didn't do anything out of the ordinary that night. My conclusion: Someone dosed me. Either that, or I was swilling counterfeit booze somewhere.

One more thing to worry about:
Next day, I brought it up with some people and they'd all heard similar stories in the past few weeks. Happy to have made it home in one piece at 4am. Weaving down the street past packs of motodops, taxigirls, and the men who turn them out - equilibrium unavailable - I was prey.

Damn.

In other news:

California 2 Guesthouse:
I figured I'd see the Rodin exhibit at the Museum before it closed. Didn't work out that way, but I did make to California 2 to get to work on a bottle of vodka. I've never had the fi-tacoez (fish tacos), but intelligent conversation is always on the menu: Politics, health, sports, finance, whose gf is fucking who, and....

• Lonely? Try sex with a chicken. Don't forget to cut it's head off, and enjoy the wild action.
• Sheep's as good as a woman. Put the hind legs in boots (so they can't kick you) and go to work.
• Gerbils.....
  

The Truth About Gerbils:
According to an emergency room MD (said to have treated Richard Gere) - SF's Finest occasionally put the little guys in plastic bags, jam the bag up in there, and let them go nuts. Sometimes the gerbil dies. A complication: sometimes the gerbil dies sideways and can't be retracted. Time to high-tail it to the ER....

But another reason to be thankful because - it could be worse: Next time you're feeling low, think to yourself, "I had a baaad day but... I am NOT a bagged gerbil stuck up some guy's ass...."

That should make you feel better.

Sharky Bar:
More women in town than I'd thought. The US Navy was down in Sihanoukville and I'd heard a lot of girls headed down that way - and why not? Good money. Good time. But then again, it is still tourist season, so there are plenty of deep pockets in town.

It's also Valentine's Day and the romantic in me feels the need to...express my affection through the physical act of love. Or something....

More soon, and A Very Happy VD y'all.