I recently had the pleasure of a few days off, so I decided to take a Lovely to Cambodia's sleaziest, shadiest, and snookiest of cities, Sihanoukville. I recommend taking a girl with you when traveling to Snooky for a variety of reasons. A). It's slim pickings for ladies, unless your a chicken farmer. B). All day nooky in Snooky....can't go wrong there. C). Getting spanked off in the ocean.....now we're cooking! After looking at all the tight little bodies on the beach a man needs some relief without making the trek back to the hotel. I must have inadvertantly impregnated something in the Gulf of Thailand with all the man chowder I left squirming in the sea. That's not flotsem and jetsam you see in the water down there, it's jizzim and gizzim.
The only drawback I encountered was the Westerners and Khmers gawking at me and my Lovely. Some of this may have been warranted when you take into consideration that my Lovely would summon me with an ooh yah..ooh yah (not the Kool-Aid man oh yah), from 200 meters away on a crowded beach.
One day whilst slurping on a whiskey bucket with my pal the Belgian Waffle, he encountered the double head turn, double scowl, from a tubby, pasty white whale. Why? Was it because he was with a Lovely half the size and age of him, or her? Could it have been her own self-loathing? There's no telling, but the BW responded in a prompt and appropriate manner. As tubby's second scowl was slowly tapering off the BW gave her a big shit eating grin, then slowly raised both of his middle fingers and mouthed the words...Fat Cow. This sent our blubbery friend tubbling away in disgust. We were a little disgusted as well witnessing her departure, put it this way, I can't eat jello anymore. Well done BW!
Go to Snooky, have fun, ignore people haters, and if you catch a dolphin that speaks 3 languages (dolphin, English, bargirl) it very well could be a baby left field rambler.
Left Field Rambler
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U wont flotsam, i got sum
U wont jetsam, i'll get sum
OOH YA! OOH YA!
Very nice.I hope she was sporting tattoos, cut marks, and a micro bikini (Your "Lovely" - NOT the angry White Whale)
So its not enough that fish shit and piss in the water, now we have to worry about stray bar-fly sperm? Oy vey.
It's been over a month since I have been down to Snooky and dropped a few more of my boys off in the underwater nursery.
They would have evolved into some real Great Whites by now, as Khmerican is one fine specimen of a man. Bam Bam!!!
I have no doubt that they would have taken out your guppies in no time at all, just as a lion takes out the cubs in a pride that is not his.
In addition, they were well trained and you can be sure that they found their way into that dark, moist, cavern between your LBFM's legs.
The rest of you should consider yourselves warned! Leave your boys on the shore, or else they are doomed to the same fate!
I was at occateul last week and swimming amongst the plastic bags was shithouse.
There were many jellyfish as well but at least they belong there.
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