G Godon Liddy once held his hand over a flame to see how long he could stand the pain. My test is to see how long I can stand "Desire, Table for 3," on StarWorld. Fucking show is on everytime I turn on the TV. It usually takes me 10 minutes before I start screaming and have to look away.But it gets me out the the door. After knocking back a few at California 2 Guesthouse, I decided to do something else for a change:
Happy Man Bar:
I heard the name and thought, "Oh well,...another gay bar in PNH. "
NO.
It's named after the owner. Some of you may know Happy. Big Khmer dude. Ex-moto driver who used to work out of Sharky Bar. Graduated from moto to tuk-tuk and now - a hostess bar owner. I hate hostess bars with a passion. They work best for married men and people on vacation. But....
Happy's a great guy and he knows what barangs like. Throwing some business his way seemed like the right thing to do. Hooked up with ChangMai, Dredge, and IrishKvn, and we headed up the river (across from Love Story Bar.) It was the right thing to do.
The Bar:
Dark. Air conditioned. Swimming with staff. 15 or 20 of them - and they weren't hassling for drinks all night. We chose some good company and settled in for a night of drinking and the usual hostess bar stuff. Chicks dancing on the bar, $ massages....My favorite part: Didn't get hit with the bullshit hostess bar banter - in fact, I don't even recall being asked: my name, where I was from, or if I was living in PNH or on vacation....
Score a big one for Happy Man.
The chicks were cool. The drinks weren't too expensive for a hostess place: Vodkas ($2) Lady Drinks ($3) and we boozed heavy, and I'll admit it - I paid a $5 bar fine. Hey,....once every 4 years.*
(*and I did get a decent shag out of it.)
6 comments:
Thanks DB. I hadn't heard of this bar but I will put on my list of places to check out.
What the hell is going on??? We have a JUNGLE WOMAN roaming the northeast and none of you has a thing to say about it?
Now there's cracks in the villager's story (yes, SHOCKING!!!) and you have no comments?
Maybe what we need is for that dark-skinned Jane to make it to Martini and then she'll finally get noticed on these pages!
Hello??? Is there anybody out there?
Has the coffee pot gone dry at CA2?
Take a break from a shag, could ya?
WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!
Why you not post blog long time already?
me very worried, no news for LT. Hope you are Ok.
Hey what about the jungle woman!?! Figured y'all be all over that one. Khemarican is right...Where ya at Fool?! I'm fixing the plumbing in Mexico. Should find some ninas once I can go out in another couple days. POPEYE'S BAR see ya later, Plunger
...Listen Bong, could you or one of your "crack" writers get off your ass and get your shit together and give us some joy regarding the Rattanakiri Walkabout trainee? I know that you boys like to sniff out and tap the newbies. So here's a great reason for a roadtrip!
Hell, its practically Valentine's Day and I know that you'll all be distracted by that special holiday!
WAKE UP!
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