So a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shouder. Bartender says hey, where you get that thing? Parrot says Africa, there's millions of them over there!
Walkabout... 3 a.m.
White camry pulls up and 5 chocolate faces get out and try to get into WA. Security guy heads them off at the pass. Not gonna happen. After some heated verbal exchange they get back in their camry. Car takes off but screeches to a halt in front of the WA. One of the guys leans out the window waving a pistola of some kind. Crack! It was loud but I dunno, Hollywood and the boys figured it was just a starter round.
Is this the future? Drive-bys at the WA by wayward nigerian scamsters? Bring it on. I'm sure the locals will sort it out. Tipped the security dude a buck on the way out.
Earlier... Zanzibar
Why dont I go here more often? The place is full of robo-babe pocohontos types. Tall, good looking, and serving me whiskey. Full of future ex-Mrs. Ubercons. Nice!
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on the brother theme,
i met a dude at the WA the other late evening who had had been skanked by the nigerian dudes in town. He fell for the fake USD vibe, where you buy the fakes off as if you can really pass them off as real. The poor dude told me the full story and he lost 2000usd. I know that the dude was 'green behind the ears' to pardon an expression, but the warning should go out. They do appear to be coming here implementing some Bangkokesque skanks on would be punters here in PP.
I reckon the new visa laws in the land of smiles has led them to have to spend 90days outside BKK and they have chosen to hang out here.
Not a good vibe, getting skanked is not good at the best of times, but it is a lesson to learn. Just putting the word out so no one else feels in the mood to fund the brothers Cambodian holiday.
At least it answered the question to me of how they actually do fund their vacations.
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