Brick to the head:
Well, mad & shoeless Musician left the California 2 Guesthouse party Sunday night, made it to within a couple blocks of his house, and got smashed on the back of the head with a brick. He woke up bleeding, phoneless, and without his cash. Fuckers got a $150 phone and $5 in cash.
He reckons a moto he picked up on the riverfront after the party set him up. Was it one of the (ex) Shanghai bitches kiddie crew? No clue. Some of them looked the part, and if they run with those women, they'll always be short of cash.
Note: The motodops on the riverside are some of the worst in town. Set a price before you get on, and know where you are going (or act like you do.) The ones at California2 are the only ones I trust.
Snatch (and not the good kind):
A couple days later, Capt. Electric was on the receiving end of a bag-snatch attempt by 3 scooter douches on a Chaly. They didn't get shit, but the message is clear:
It's still Cambodia. Try to keep a heads up, and if you are too fucked up to get home - try to wait it out.
We can take solace in the fact that someday these evil little bastards will wind up on the wrong end of an angry mob and..."Good Night Vibol."
I look forward to jerking off on your funeral pyre.
Note:
Tasers at the Central Market: $28 (last time I checked.) A Khmer will be able to get a better price.
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I think that is his 5th phone-loss this year?!?
The phone he lost to a posse of free-range lady-boys in Battambang was the most amusing one though.
Thanks for the comment,
Actually, that was a different guy. Mad musician has only lost one phone this year. I'd love to hear the story of the free-range ladyboy gang. Between them and the (resurgent)Underwear Gang in K. Thom, the country may be sliding back into anarchy.
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