Bong is Doomed

Walkabout:
If you are like me, you like nasty women. Supermodels are for tourists bent on boring sex. I look for the aura of filth and danger that signals primal nut busting. Most of these women have been banned by the Walkabout. They wait outside, like hunters in a deer stand, looking to snare you as you stumble out the door at 5am. It works for everyone. (Just lock-up your shit.)

However:
A shout out to Colorado J for taking matters into his own hands and scaring off the vilainess I was hell-bent on going to town on the other night (more like 9am.) A Viet with a once cute face - now scarred to shit from yama scratching. She owes money all over town. She often sleeps on the street and Walkabout's manager and 2 sets of security guards tried to warn me away from her. After a liter of vodka and too much smoke I knew she'd let me do anything. I wasn't listening to reason, and sometimes you need to step in like he did. Probably saved me a bout of herpes and a couple of AIDs. Although, she'd probably be a really good time......