Sharky Bar:
Drunk as he was, DiverTX made it out from under the clutches of 4 (dark & sexy) villainesses bent on twisting his mind and taking his dough. Good work.
Dark n Sexy: I need money. Have problem with baby. Now baby sick.....
DiverTX: Well, what the fuck are ya doin' at Sharky?!? Go home and take care of yer baby. Crazy bitch.
Well played. Of course, that sent her into a rage, but it was mostly in Khmer. Also that night:
- South African commandos (REKKES) are some bad-ass muther fukers. Next time I need to have someone roasted on a spit.....
- Reports: Nana Plaza - 600 bar fine + 3000 all night?! Get a grip Thailand! (And keep your tourists where they belong - over there - between the shopping mall and the Starbucks.)
- Similar note: (damage control) If you happen to be thinking of leaving Thailand and relocating to Cambodia remember - All the chicks have HIV, the farangs are all insane, Cambodians are all armed and dangerous, and you can't drink the water.... Better make it Scottsdale this year.
- Fresco makes the kick-ass bread sold at Bayon Market. Bayon in turn re-sells it as their own. So why is it so much cheaper at Bayon? Probably because the Expense Accounts at the FCC like it that way. A Lord of Poverty spending riel? Perish the thought! S/he'd be the laughing stock of the next party at Elsewhere or Gasolina.
I hate hostess bars. $5 bar fine? Fuck that. However....there were some straight-up foxes there Sunday when we stumbled in around 2:20am. In fact, the bar was packed with an army of very diggable eye-candy. Drinks weren't too bad - $2.50 for a shot and a half of vodka. Unlike the....
Pickled Parrot:
Ok, I tend to rip into this place. But the owners and managers are cool - as are most of the customers. Why don't I like it? Maybe I'm just an angry mother-fucker. Or maybe because there are no women and vodkas are $2.50 for a shot. At least the aquarium was lit up, so I had something to watch besides the tennis tournament - broadcast live from who the fuck cares. It was fun watching FatLensman try to weasel out of his tab. His excuse: "I'm taking too much shit from the staff...." I really don't think they were giving him enough. Where's LScot when you need him?
Martini Bar:
Full of Africans. That's what I remember. Every time I go, it's full of Nigerians spreading disease and selling fake drugs to drunk tourists while they wait to get back into Thailand.
Howie's Bar:
Sunday was Howie's 7th anniversary party and it kicked ass. A pig roast for the ages. The only sour note. JRoller copped my stuff! The deal- I bought her a tequila, gave her my gear, and set her to work. I saw her roll one - then - 10 mins later, she shows up with another that was 50% tobacco. (!!??!!) Like I wouldn't notice! From now on, it's DIY or hit it from an empty beer can. Anyway,....it was a great party. One of those nights when you know everyone there - great game on TV - nicely done roast pork - good gear - good conversation....
- Lanzi's 42kg pig was FAN-fucking-TASTIC. Drink prices dropped - $1 vodkas all night. Thinking of putting together a party? It didn't cost that much. Big win.
- The only place to watch NFL games in PNH - well, watch them in a smoke-friendly environment with people who know what's going on.
- BigShrk in town for a good time. Instead he ended up talking to FatTrY - enough to ruin anyone's night. BigShrk deserves credit for not ripping fat-ass' eye's out. I was floating in the K-hole, and his bullshit was enough to kill my buzz - well, almost. Note to jackass: Set your fat ass in a flat-bottom boat (or on that AfricaTwin) and drift off to a very distant land. And stay there.
I seem to be in a bad mood so, perhaps I should stop here. It may be time to call my Viet buddy to come mellow me out. She's like Sigmund Freud but...different.
PS: Tickets for the California 2 - Sharky Bar Thanksgiving Boat Cruise still available ($7)
PS2 - My alma mater (It's a miracle I can even read.)
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5 comments:
" * BigShrk in town for a good time. Instead he ended up talking to FatTrY - enough to ruin anyone's night. BigShrk deserves credit for not ripping fat-ass' eye's out. I was floating in the K-hole, and his bullshit was enough to kill my buzz - well, almost. Note to jackass: Set your fat ass in a flat-bottom boat (or on that AfricaTwin) and drift off to a very distant land. And stay there."
This post is almost too oblique.
But it's great, so keep it up.
Thanks. It's tough to relay a story without flat-out naming names. I suppose I could since most of the people I lay into can't read anyway....
Thanks for the comment and chime in whenever.
D. Bong
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PS: In response to another comment (unpublished) $1-$2/g seems avg.
see if you can name some of those africans and their black money schemed asses. maybe you can scare them back into thailand. GF sez HIV girl working the M avidly. pattaya and eurotrash numbers growing. they'll be fucking up the prices here.
Love your work don,I will be in pp in a couple of weeks before hitting the beach.
But i will be back for new years with some really funny cunts fron australia.
Lets catch up,don.
Love your work don,I will be in pp in a couple of weeks before hitting the beach.
But i will be back for new years with some really funny cunts fron australia.
Lets catch up,don.
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