Wednesday, November 15, 2006

The Admiral Speaks

Yo Bong,

I couldn't agree more with you about the attitudes of Shanghai girls. I never knew a whore with an attitude until I went there; quite ironic. Someone really should hire me to put those girls in their place. Nothing like Khmer trash with an ego and bad taste in clothes!! I could go on for hours about some of those girls.

A typical conversation in Shanghai Bar:

Girl: Hi Handsome Man, you buy me drink, I so thirsty.

Typical Shanghai Customer: Ummm sure, of course I'd love to buy you a drink, you must work so hard.

Girl: You kind man, here my friend, buy her too OK, you so nice and handsome. I love you.

After accepting the her drinks, the original girl leaves and her ugly mooslelike friend stays, leaving the customer bewildered as to how he was so easily scammed into buying two drinks so quickly.

A typical conversation between The Admiral and a girl at Shanghai:

Admiral: Did you miss me you little twat?

Girl: Yes, big big.

Admiral: You must be thirsty for something to drink honey; it's so hot outside and busy tonight.

Girl: Yes, I so thirsty, I want drink whiskey-coke, you buy me, Ok handsome man.

Admiral: Do me a favor, get me a beer and don't expect a tip. And one more thing, I would rather buy a glue sniffer at the riverside some glue than buy you a drink becuase at least she is going to get high, and you just give kickbacks from the drink I bought to your Khmer boyfriend who will take more money from me after he robs me when I'm walking home from Walkabout at 5:00 AM.

So, I guess you know how The Admiral feels about Shanghai girls and why I am not welcome there anymore. It's ok, the girls at Hun Sen Park and Bo-ding still like me.

POSTED BY: THE ADMIRAL
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Dig it Admiral. Work with the anger. Let it be your friend.

We rip into Shanghai Bar, but only because it sucks and the girls are bitches. However, an old / new manager is coming on board from next month, so it might get a little better.

4 comments:

DonBong said...

That SUCKS, but you did the right thing. Pay the tab, leave and never go back - then spend the rest of your life talking shit about the place.

Hun Sen Park is off of Sihanouk Blvd near Sotheros. Boding is a seedy housing project. They both beat Shanghai Bar by a mile, but that's just my opinion.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, yeah...I never really understood about what I felt from this old place...maybe a feeling of not being welcome...
I can go to so many lovely...no not say lovely but interesting bars/joints not ones to smoke either and well i feel welcome.But at the Shanghai...the women are lovely...no I did not say lo0vely again did I. But at this place something is not right...and well 3 times and i have never gone back and yet it is recommened reading for good lips...lis it not.
Capt.

Anonymous said...

Shanghai sucks the big weenie, no doubt about it. The manager is an asshole, the girls are actually not lovely at all and the place charges too much. End of story - I ain't never going back there so don't even ask me! Fuck the Shanghai.

DonBong said...

Dig the comments,
Shanghai's getting the "business" on PNHconfidential!! Fuck 'em. It's not like they don't deserve it. In the 4 years I've been here, I've never heard anyone say anything positive about the place.

They have a new manager starting from December, but he's going to have an uphill battle getting that place anywhere near, "cool."