Testicals Swollen with Pride

If you are like me (and God help you if you are) Wednesday night means fuck-all on TV and $1 spirits at Sharky (9pm-midnight.) I put on my least stained t-shirt and headed out the door around 10 - just in time to catch the aftermath of a Tico-Camry smash up on the corner of Norodom and 136. The Tico lost that battle - pieces of it littered the street. Unfortunately, it looked like the occupants were uninjured, but at least there'll be one less Tico terrorizing traffic in PNH for a while. Not sure who was at fault but the Camry seemed to have a larger contingent of supporters.

Sharky Bar:
I got a seat at the bar next to a tattooed guy and a barang chick. He was drunk and unhappy - probably realizing what a mistake it was to bring her along. Live and learn young man. Oh yeah, and wear a fucking shirt. I don't care how cool you think your tats are - tank-tops are for the gym. This ain't Khao San Road.

Go-Kart Challenge:
Once again, the Bayon Pearnik-sponsored Testicles swept the field in the latest Go-Karting challenge. 38 participants from 8 teams paid $15 per person to compete in the event which included a stylin' t-shirt, transportation to/from the track, a BBQ, and all the racing gear you need to stay alive (helmets/racing suits,...) The winners received a bottle of vodka which they were kind enough to share. No major injuries reported. If you happen to be in town for the next one, check it out.

By 2am I was too drunk too fuck. That didn't stop me from taking the $1 ride out to Big M. (Some motodops will ask for $2. Tell them to burn in hell.) The disco was completely empty which was fine by me. Packed with people or not, it's dark, air-conditioned, and I can smoke and groove to Dr. Dre and Notorious BIG until the staff tells me to go home. 3am rolled around and it was off to Howies.

Howie's Bar:
Unbelievable as it may sound, Howie is on vacation. (!!) He went to Vietnam for a few days leaving the staff in charge. They seem to be keeping things in good order while he's away, so maybe he can renew his Club Med membership, and start taking more time off. Ran into a Viet cutie I haven't seen in a while, and toyed with the idea of making a date. Then I remembered how badly my urine burned the last time we got together - and told her I'd see her Friday.

This morning I woke up, noticed a a deep crimson stain on my right foot, and promptly fell back to sleep. A few hours later I stumbled to the bathroom and saw a dark red splotches and smears all over the floors in my bedroom and living room... Another trip to the clinic? Nahh,...I guess I stepped on someone's lipstick and dragged it all over the apt.

A perfect afterward to a pretty good Wednesday night.