Sunday, October 01, 2006

Saturday Night News

CA 2 Re-Opening Party: (Sat. 7pm - can't remember)
Take a 100+ people, give them free booze, and put them in a small space. Rainy season or not, folks'll be sweating their balls off in no time. Not at the re-designed California 2. High ceilings and well placed ceiling fans helped the mainly expat crowd get bombed in cool comfort. Great time and hey, plying those Malaysian girls with free tequila and t-shirts went a long way towards getting them to go down on me in the bathroom.* Thanks man. (PS: Next time you take a piss, dig the photo above the toilet. Great choice.)

The only problem now will be closing by 10pm. I think Jim may have inadvertently created a happening late night bar. A black light, 75 cent Beer Laos, and all that riverfront action - Forget about it... Good luck getting people out by midnight man.

Things I recall:
  • Drink and room prices won't be rising.
  • Tiger and Heineken are going on the menu.

Talkin' to a Stranger: (? - ?am)
I never go here but it's a nice place. The owners have an art gallery and the crowd reflects that scene. Anyway, a band called Betty Ford was playing and a lot of people wanted to check it out. I went too. The band was long gone by the time I got there, but by all accounts they were pretty good. I'm told they fuck up less than most Cambodian bands. We shot the shit for a couple hours and then it was off to Howies.

Things I recall:
  • Vodka - $2.50
  • 3 drunken white men trying to nail down a buck-toothed Scottish girl. I think the Brit computer guy scored. Well done.


Howie's Bar: (?am-5:30am)
Howie's was packed all the way to closing. Had a couple drinks, smoked a j, and shot the shit.

Things I recall:
  • Paul tells me that the Curtis King Band will be back at Sharky's on Tuesday to do an acoustic show. Should be good.
  • Howies sausages were selling well and they look damn good. Definitely worth 2 bucks. Will Raz be lowering the price of his hot dogs to compete? Time will tell.
  • The girls will roll a professional j if you buy them a drink.
Walkabout (5:30am - 6:something)
The Walkabout. The place we love to hate. You can get drunk, fed, and laid 24 hours a day. Watched Robbie fuck with a yama'd up French dude, told a girl I saw her naked on the Internet, and hooked up with a regular who said I didn't have to pay her. (Read: she's on the rag, can't work, and needs a place to crash.)



(*this never actually happened)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Love the blog. Keep it up, DonBong.

DonBong said...

Thanks much for the comment GavinMac. Let's pray for a week of fucked-up events. (As long as nobody gets hurt...)

Anonymous said...

Aww, c'mon... that scottish girl is cute even without a skin full of vodka. The guy you mention isn't English BTW, but that didn't prevent him from falling asleep on the steps once he got home :)