I have no control. I was going to stay in and do something useful last night but alas...
Sharky Bar:
Good thing I went out. I would have missed crazy deaf/ mute girl's latest teary and violent rage. Running around, pounding on the bar, smacking - and being smacked by - other girls. A compelling scene. I can't blame her, though. Apparently, some dude came through town and fell for her. She's a pain in the ass, but she knows her game; visualize love with a yama'd -up seal that gives really good head.
Anyway, before he went home, he declared his love, layed some serious $ on her, and bought her a $300 cell phone - so they could keep in touch. (Did I mention she's deaf/mute?) Well, the guy kept calling her and not getting an answer, or when someone did come on the line, all he got was, "Arf...arf arf...ah!, ah.ah.ah. Uh! Arf!!.." He figured she was was blowing him off and stopped giving her cash. It's enough to make anyone put an angry drunk on and rage around a crowded bar. (Well,...at least it's enough to make her do it.)
If that story bores you, listen to this; it'll make you smile*:
http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf
(*Thank to Sharky Mike for the link.)
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Which deaf girl was it? As you know, there are at least two there on any given night. Was it the better dressed one or the one usually in jeans? Inquiring minds want to know, dude.
The one that's a major pain in the ass - she usually wears jeans.
You mean the shorter, little bit chubby deaf seal barking girl then.
Playboy
You can have my free beer when you prise it from my cold dead hand.
Hi Playboy,
That's the one. She's been on a tear lately. (More so than usual.)
Hi Don, yes I know, I saw her outside the Heart on Friday night (I was buying a hot dog opo)
She was pacing up and down, but stopped long enough to punch me on the arm and smile at Lady Playboy, before she went back into the Heart.
Lord Playboy
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