Tuesday, October 10, 2006

The Dirty Baron

Unconfirmed report:

Baron von Shtupem-Jung out and about? Rumors are circulating that a price has been fixed. His parents have been contacted and for $10k-$15k in legal fees, he could be back in the director's chair. (Although, thankfully, I think his days in KH are over.)

Out already? No idea. People say they've seen him on the riverfront, but I'm not so sure. I've personally seen a guy who's a dead ringer for him at Lucky Market. Same hair, same clothes, same posture, same type of young (but legal) Viet on his arm. It wasn't him.

No word on "Flying Fritz." (He got the name when he tried to evade police by jumping off a 2nd floor balcony. Unfortunately, there were no sharp sticks to break his fall.) My guess is he's going to suffer for his art.

What can be said for the Baron? I wish his wife and infant child the best. As for him, if he's guilty (and I go with the presumed innocent until....thing), he might consider eating a .45 - if only for the sake of humanity.

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