Howies Bar:
Some things should be constant. The sun rises in the morning, and patrons at Howies Bar who are too wasted to roll their own j's can get a chick to do it in return for a lady drink ($3). But hey, suddenly they have some free-spending tourist telling them he's going to marry them and get them EU Passports - and they tell me they are too busy?? FUCK THAT! That dude'll be nailing some skank in Pattaya tomorrow night, and we'll still be here NOT buying you a drink. End of angry rant. Also at Howies:
The German factory owner - a regular visitor to the Land of Phony Smiles - had a plan we can all dig. Ply your girl with a gallon of booze and see just how dirty she can get. She got dirty all right - after about 10 B52 shots and a couple bottles of wine, he went to play pool and she promptly started buying B52s for the bar - on his tab. Later, I saw her leaving Walkabout with an American dude. Karma?
How do you solve feuding between waitresses? Send 1/2 of them on a week of unpaid vacation. Seems to have worked. Dara got canned again. This would be the 4th time in recent memory, but he works a mean grill so my guess is he'll be back soon. Other news:
- $1 fries added to the menu. Good move Howie - They kick-ass.
- He actually stayed open til 6am the other day.
- The best (and only) place to watch American football in town. Want to watch a game live with people who give a fuck - Howies is the place.
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