Breakfast: 2-big ass NYC-style Egg Sandwiches
- 2 large loafs of fresh baked bread: 1000r
- 4 large eggs: 2000r
- dab of cooking oil, salt, pepper, garlic powder: 100r (est)
- butter (est): 500r
- cheese (est) 1000r
- Tack on: 1 STRONG cup of black coffee from the VN brothel down the street: 500r
Lunch: Fuck lunch....(but if you must):
- 3 sets of skewered beef "balls" w/ cucumbers and hot sauce: 1500r
Dinner: BBQ Pork and rice stir-fry w/ vegetables
2 sets of (pretty good) BBQ pork w/steamed white rice: 5000r
1 egg: 400r
Dab of oil, garlic, stir-fry seasoning, pepper (est): 500r
Some kind of vegetable: 1000r
Diet Coke: 2000r
Total: $2.25
And thus, for $4.20 per day, you can eat like a King (of a really poor country.) So, save your money for important stuff like sex, drugs, and air conditioning. Hang loose folks, and have a Happy Monday!
7 comments:
You are no Phnomenon, probably a good thing.
How about some linkage with the kinkage dude?
http://www.mythicaldude.typepad.com
AND
http://www.mythicaldude.net
I am an attention whore after all.
Done and done.
Hope it's all good back in the Home of the Free, man.
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Long Corns and Short Shoes to the Enemies of DonBong!*
* (1790)The Vocal Remembrancer,(Re-Mix)
Sweet dude. Thanks for the kinky links. My traffic is already through the roof as a result. You beleive that? Hah!
Sure here in Amercia we can say what we think about our twathead idiot President, the evil Defense Department devil guy and even the supremely unlikable VP Dick, but so what? We have to live with their lies, cheating, corruption... oh, I guess it is kind of the same in Cambodia. Nevermind.
There is something about the writing style, the turn of phrase, the perpetual vodka drinking and pill popping…
I believe that I know you !
Lord Playboy
www.khmer440.com
What a whiner...Did you have your welfare cut off by the reds.... cheating, corruption and lies and you're upset!!..I wouldn't be conducting operations in Kampuchea if it were any other way. mythicaldude or whatever your name is... some advice and it's not personal, stick to the porn and your KY and stop bashing America. It highly distasteful and irritating. Let's stick to hunting female insurgents, interrogating unlikely night stalkers at the Big M and how great North korea is going to be when it opens up! Cheapest pussy on earth and enough targets for all, even you mythicaldude!
Hi all: Vodka, pills,...could be anyone.
North Korea could be cool as long as it isn't taken over by South Koreans. Screw re-unification! They should open up by taking themselves public on the NYSE. Maybe get Goldman Sachs to handle the IPO. Bring in Vivid Entertainment, Harrah's, and the Gambino Crime Family as consultants.
Bonus: Since they have no money for food, the women won't be reaking of kimchee.
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Long Corns and Short Shoes to the Enemies of DonBong!*
* (1790)The Vocal Remembrancer,(Re-Mix)
Porn and KY? I wish!
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